There once was a boyWho lived near my houseAnd his favorite toyWas a white little mouseI never really saw himHe was lurky like a catHis head was totally coveredWith a shiny purple hatOn a cold day of winterI was sitting by the windowLooking to the purple hatAnd a crazy old widowShe was laying saddlyListening to some bluesWhen the Purple guy crossed the streetAnd was hit by a school bus.